Ok, seriously, why haven't I read the 'Marines adopt a puppy!' book yet? It's about MARINES. Who adopt a PUPPY. Fuck, it's like Beck catnip. Becknip. What else did they do in Iraq, spend their days rescuing kittens from high trees? Jeez.

Now, to the point of this entry. I realise that I have just assumed that you guys all know what I'm talking about ( Read more... )

So sometimes all you want to do is type 'Nick Jonas' into youtube and spend a mindless half an hour ogling jailbait. Is that so wrong?

Youtube seems to think so. It informs me that I should also try searches for 'wtf' 'dear god' and 'shower'. WAY HARSH, YOUTUBE. WAY HARSH.

I'll cap this off with my favourite 'Nick Jonas - what a douche' gif. ( Read more... )

WHY ARE BILLY CORGAN AND JESSICA SIMPSON DATING?? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE UNIVERSE?

I feel like not even Guerlain's L'heure Bleue, wafting sweetly from my wrists, is enough to talk me down from this ledge of crazy. WHY WHY WHY? I DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAAAAND!

Meanwhile, look at Nick Jonas's album cover:


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OH LOOK. onelittlesleep is having a jobros rimfic free-for-all and SOME ANONYMOUS PERSON has written about Misha Collins holding Nick Jonas down and getting very personal with him. WHO COULD THAT HAVE BEEN? I HAVE NO IDEA.

( TMI about the stomach bug I had yesterday )

Another Pomegranate Tang update over here!I'm going to a Christmas party tonight, and I've made the best salad anyone has ever made, ever. I did slow roasted tomatoes (cut a bunch of cherry tomatoes in half, sprinkled with olive oil, salt, sugar and oregano, put them in a 220 degreee oven, turned the oven OFF and left them like that all night - ( Read more... )

Pomegranate Tang has been updated here!

Also, re: Nicky J at the Grammys. I couldn't actually watch the clip straight on. I had to sort of HAVE it on and then dart quick glances at it every now and then. The cring factor was...considerable. HOWEVER, he was adorable and oh god, I just wanna sit him down and give him a mug of warm milk and tell him ( Read more... )

Just so you know, I am ALL ABOUT Sam Worthington at this time. He is so BEAUTIFUL. And really genuinely MANLY. I know this because he is as Aussie AS, mate, and I've grown up with guys like that my whole life. He talks like a bogan and is the kinda guy to bring snags to your barbie and sit around drinking beer and talking shit all night before ( Read more... )

Hey, you know what? I immediately get turned off from people who don't like Castiel, now. It's like a total reactionary thing from reading a few INTENSE CASTIEL HATRED RAAAAAAAH journals by people who keep calling me a misogynist for liking him. THOSE people can go to hell! But now even if someone mentions in passing that they don't like Castiel I ( Read more... )

SO I have been going through a brief THIERRY MUGLER phase. I don't know WHY, I'll probably just go through all the perfume counters one after the other until I find something that sticks, BUT, it's been fun so far!

The best Thierry Mugler perfume I have found is Cologne (yes, it's confusingly just called Thierry Mugler Cologne), but as it is ( Read more... )

So I have this thing about pyjamas, I have about 16 different pairs, and I tend to mix an match them. Tonight, right now, I am wearing pink bottoms with cats on them and a red and black plaid top with Snoopy pictures. This makes me happy.

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So since I wrote that I went to bed and got up, like, TWICE, so I'm not actually in those pyjamas anymore. ( Read more... )